When you meet someone equally as weird as you
  • me at 15: ew that's fucked up who could have a fetish for that
  • me at 20: fuck
  • jaclcfrost:

    having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

    prepare for trouble

    and make it double

    aurathestar:

    nico-di-angelcake:

    dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

    dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

    dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

    DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

    dragons that live in nebulae and exhale colorful dust and baby stars

    dragons made out of mountains breathing out tiny pebbles 

    hurricane dragons breathing out mist and rain

    dragons

    (Source: nicodiangelbabe)

    ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

    melnathea:

    imagine if you had a little dragon guardian who would sit on your shoulder and guard you so if somebody was mean to you it would just breathe fire at the mean persons face and lit their hair on fire or something

    and once in a while it would just nuzzle your face because it loves being your guardian and it loves you

    this makes me so happy omg

    saladlaughingalonewithawoman:

    icefeels:

    latortuemaladroit:

    can you imagine remus harping on sirius all the time for smelling like a wet dog, and sirius one day gets so tired of it that he just bathes himself in amortentia so he’ll smell like things remus loves. and then he just smugly goes up to remus, “what do i smell like now?” and remus just rolls his eyes like, “you smell like chocolate and wet dog, nice try covering it up.”

    SCREAM

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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